Ernie: What's the matter?
Eric: It's that reindeer at the back - his nose is freezing.
Ernie: That's Rudolph, he's got a red nose.
Eric: He'll have a black eye if he does that again.
Merry Christmas to you all. We'll be back on January 6th, 2012 with more jazz, smut, hair, erudition and big knockers.
Andrew, Dave & Paul x