Sunday, 25 December 2011

Merry Christmas from Mounds and Circles






Ernie: What's the matter?

Eric: It's that reindeer at the back - his nose is freezing.

Ernie: That's Rudolph, he's got a red nose.

Eric: He'll have a black eye if he does that again.

Merry Christmas to you all. We'll be back on January 6th, 2012 with more jazz, smut, hair, erudition and big knockers.

Andrew, Dave & Paul x

Thursday, 22 December 2011

Back For Christmas


 Back For Christmas, from Tales of the Unexpected, ITV, 1980
The look of love

The look that says "I'm going to smash your head in with a torch"
Chop chop

Sian Phillips to go

Buried under the greenhouse...

...only to be discovered by some pesky builders

Richard Johnson realises the jig's up

Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Blood on the Tracks


The Signalman, A Ghost Story for Christmas, BBC, 1976
Death foretold
Different trains
The Corpse Bride
Bigmouth strikes again
End of the line
 

Tuesday, 20 December 2011

Joan Feels Santa's Sack



Joan Collins is a murderous strumpet who wallops her husband to death on Christmas Eve and is then besieged by a homicidal maniac dressed as Santa Claus in 'Tales From The Crypt - All Through the House'.

Ho Ho Ho.

Sunday, 18 December 2011